While we have made many leaps towards immortality, it all won't really matter because JURASSIC PARK IS COMING TRUE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeYhUUFDiF8
That's right people. Dinosaur blood, complete with DNA, has been preserved in their bones for millions of years, and now scientists want to bring them back. Really? Did they not see that movie? I can understand wanting to bring back a peaceful herbivore but T-FUCKING-REX? The only reason our mammal ancestors survived alongside the dinosaurs was because they were small, rodent-like creatures that could run away or dig a hole whenever things went sour. We've gotten a lot bigger since then, and sure, we've got a big ol' military (and the southern US) that could easily take them out with a massive arsenal of weaponry, but many would be lost to the Dinosaur Rebellion of 2015.
So, scientists. I know we've been on good terms for a long time. Hell, I even joined your clan. You've done some things I don't agree with over the years, especially before ethics came around, but for the most part you've been one of the essential forces moving civilization in the right direction. But this? Seriously guys. Don't do it. Just.....don't.
Your terrified friend,
Zach Sanders
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