Inktober #9: Swing

"WEEELLLCOOOOOME Florks, Buzaks, Pitoos, and everyone between or outside of the trinary!"
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"Hi everyone, my name is Liza..."
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"Yes, that's an old Earth name, we might even run into a couple humans on the way..."
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"...and I will be your tour guide today for Moon Station #3, otherwise known as The Swing!"
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"Thank you. If you'll just follow me this way we'll get started. Great! Now, as you all know, The Swing was the last outpost of humanity before their extinction 300 years ago. But what you might not know is that this station was also a hub of human culture and activity that was rather different from anything you might've seen visiting Earth. After all, the Moon was a LONG ways away from Earth!"
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"In fact, you all have already been to one of the attractions, as the lot you transmatted into used to be where the humans would park their space ships!"
Oooo have to get a snap when we go back
"If you'll all gather around here, this is our first stop...thank you. Good. Now, as you can see in our representative model, human used to fly up here in a line in all their little space ships, stop in, and then exit in a line on the way back to Earth. As more and more bases were made on the Moon, eventually 'Moon Station #3' became a hard to remember name, so they renamed it 'The Swing' as it resembled the shape of an archaic mechanical recreational device of the same name, which you can see hanging from that Snorlog there. Would any of our little ones like to try it?"
OH YAY do be careful Liral wait we push them? Oh alright WOOOAAAAAHHHH
"Well, 'folks', I just heard that we have a very special guest waiting for us, so let's head over to his office, alright? And then after that you'll get to see the rest of the Station! This way!"
I bet it's a human! What a great place Oh Liza's so nice
"Here we are! This is an exact reconstruction of Mr. Mannetti's 'mansion', which he used to conduct business, entertain other humans, and even sleep!"
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"Let's see if he's here. We have to pound on the door three times."
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"Now who is that knocking at my door?"
"It's Liza, Mr. Mannetti, and I've brought some friends to see you!"
"Well let me just look through this piece of glass in the door to make sure you are who you say you are!"
Whaaaat? Ooooo that's funny!
"Ah, yes it is you! I'll slide this bit of metal out of the door so I can come out and greet you!"
"Everyone, please welcome Mr. Mannetti!"
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"Thank you everyone for coming to visit my home, and my station, The Swing!"
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"As you can all see, I am a human who has dark brown hair, various blue pigmentations in my eyes, and I like to wear what we call a 'suit'."
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"I started this Station after realizing that I could make lots of paper money just like this..."
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"By being a place where everyone could come and try out things you couldn't try on Earth. I also made several activities based around the word 'Swing' because you see it actually meant more than an archaic mechanical recreational device. It was also a type of dance, as you'll learn about in the 'Barn', a type of eating establishment as you'll see at the "Swing Diner", and even a special type of procreation involving multiple humans as you can learn about at the "Hotel". Use your best discretion for your little ones with that one. Well, I think it's about time you go and see the rest of The Swing don't you?!"
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"Alright, you got it from here Liza?"
"You bet, Mr. Mannetti!"
"Great, thanks for coming everyone, and enjoy The Swing!"
Clap clap clap So entertaining So lifelike Did you see the hair?
"Okay, let's keep it moving! We're almost to the main base. After that, you will have two cyclons to wander around. All attractions can be found on your paper maps, which are collectible souvenirs!"
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"And here we are! I'll meet you back here in two cyclons and we'll finish up with our memorial to all who fought so bravely in the war, and a stop by our collectibles shop. Enjoy!"
Clap clap clap clap clap So nice I see a human! Maybe when you're older Liral